The Hacked Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn Cell Phone Pics

Over the weekend, photos from the cell phones of Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn, January Jones, Olivia Wilde and Sarah Silverman were circulated online. The photos of those last three don’t really matter because none of them included nudes and also Sarah Silverman is an unfunny, hirsute goblin who probably has a bush like Chewbacca’s neck.

However, two of our future plaintiffs (Hendricks and Munn), did show what the French refer to as le areolla, which means their photos actually matter. In Christina’s case (click here to see them, obviously NSWF), there’s only one sole pic of her hounds released, but the canines are indeed of a high pedigree, so who are you to say no to their Westminster performance?

It’s Olivia’s shots (click here, far more NSFW than Christina’s) that are the real belle of the ball. While I don’t suffer much from yellow fever (or, in Olivia’s case, half yellow fever), my penis is a cultured man on the world and up for a vacation in any tidy looking port city. What make Olivia’s photos so fantastic isn’t the fact that she’s fit and dressed like a dime-store whore; it’s the captions. Just read some of that smut and tell me she doesn’t understand just how rough and filthsome sex needs to be in order to make it worth having to begin with. As The Monkees once sang, “I thought love was only true in fairy tales/Meant for someone else, but not for me/And then she begged me to fuck her pussy like I knew it was all mine/Now I’m a believer.”