Skinny Jonah Hill Creeps Me Out
By now, you’ve all seen the ad for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 featuring a much thinner Jonah Hill. (If you haven’t, I’ve embedded it above because I’m as considerate a writer as I am a lover.) And I’ll tell you what: I find the new, “fit” incarnation of the man thoroughly unappealing. The reason is that, skinny or fat, Jonah is not an attractive man. Compare him to Sam Worthington, with whom he shares the spotlight in this commercial: That’s a handsome man. If you walked in on Sam banging your wife, I’m not sure if you’d take […]