So, how ’bout them ‘Skins?! That was a fun moment to share with a national audience, wasn’t it? 59-28. 35 points scored by the Eagles by the first play of the second quarter. Before the Redskins had notched a single first down.
For those of you that don’t watch football, let me put those numbers in terms you can understand. The French put up more of a fight against Hitler. The women from 2 Girls 1 Cup, upon seeing last night’s game, shook their heads and said “How shameful and degrading.” If you walked in on your mother fellating the Wu-Tang Clan in its entirety, you’d close the door and think to yourself, “Well, at least it wasn’t my favorite football team losing 59-28 on national tv.”
Google 'Ron Mexico' if this jersey doesn't make you laugh hard.
I suppose credit should be given where it’s due. Mike Vick’s performance last night was nothing short of a revelation. Who knew herpes conferred such superpowers upon a quarterback? Here I’d been praying for a radioactive spider to bite Donovan McNabb when all he needed was a date with JWoww. Regardless, I have nothing but respect for Vick and think the guy’s more than earned his current place in the sun. Hats (sombreros?) off to Señor Mexico.
Where does this loss leave the Redskins? Irrelevant and out of the NFC East race, as is their wont. At this point, I hope they tank the rest of their games so they can get higher draft picks. Not to actually draft anyone with them, mind you. Just in the hopes that we can trade them away for more elderly free agents who are no longer young and pretty enough to hack it in the real world. Washington has become the Lifetime TV of the NFL. Hail to the Redskins!
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And to think McNabb just signed a $78,000,000 contract! What a joke!
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