Papa's Basement » Rachael http://www.inpapasbasement.com The humor of humble comedy genius John Papageorgiou. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:17:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.inpapasbasement.com/feed/podcast Ever want to get into the possibly-troubling mind of that guy who's in his late 20s and still lives at home without, you know, actually getting remotely near him? Well, now you can! Here's his podcast. And keep the Rupert Pupkin jokes to a minimum. Papa's Basement yes Papa's Basement chocolovebox@gmail.com chocolovebox@gmail.com (Papa's Basement) Where Dreams Go to Die NFL, Comedy, Football, Papageorgiou, Papa's, Basement, John, Shock, Talk, Stern, Humor Papa's Basement » Rachael http://www.inpapasbasement.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/144-721.jpg http://www.inpapasbasement.com Washington, DC Weekly Papa’s Basement 7-10-10-Mad Mel http://www.inpapasbasement.com/7-10-10/ http://www.inpapasbasement.com/7-10-10/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 15:32:28 +0000 admin http://www.inpapasbasement.com/?p=2073

Riggs foils another one of Murtaugh's notorious pack rapes.


So, remember that tape we mentioned last week featuring Mel Gibson screaming at his ex Oksana Grigorieva about how she dresses like a whore and would get “raped by a pack of [N-words]” for it? We have the audio this week and dissect it like the damn Zapruder film. Listen and find out why we end up comparing Mel Gibson to Ned Flanders. (Also I may or may not end up doing an impression of the latter saying the unspeakable “n.” Okay, I do). Rachael wraps things up with her review of Predators and talks about her sinful lifestyle that involved spending time with men she’s not married to. Slut. She deserves to get raped by a pack of…hey hey!


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]]> http://www.inpapasbasement.com/7-10-10/feed/ 0 Mel Gibson,Oksana Grigorieva,Predators,Rachael,Will So, remember that tape we mentioned last week featuring Mel Gibson screaming at his ex Oksana Grigorieva about how she dresses like a whore and would get "raped by a pack of [N-words]" for it? We have the audio this week and dissect it like the damn Za... So, remember that tape we mentioned last week featuring Mel Gibson screaming at his ex Oksana Grigorieva about how she dresses like a whore and would get "raped by a pack of [N-words]" for it? We have the audio this week and dissect it like the damn Zapruder film. Listen and find out why we end up comparing Mel Gibson to Ned Flanders. (Also I may or may not end up doing an impression of the latter saying the unspeakable "n." Okay, I do). Rachael wraps things up with her review of Predators and talks about her sinful lifestyle that involved spending time with men she's not married to. Slut. She deserves to get raped by a pack of...hey hey! Papa’s Basement 7-10-10 (http://www.inpapasbasement.com/podcasts/PB2010_07_10.mp3) (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”) Papa's Basement yes 1:00:26 Papa’s Basement 6-26-10-Two Worlds, One Cup http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-6-26-10/ http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-6-26-10/#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 03:09:41 +0000 admin http://www.inpapasbasement.com/?p=2008

1. This is more beautiful than the birth of the Baby Jesus to me. 2. I'm mentally fucking retarded.


I admit it: I got fully swept up in the whole Team USA World Cup mania because I have a weak, hive mind (and will embrace anything that allows me to gamble even more). The gang watches and reacts to the US – Ghana game live for the duration of the episode (I correctly predict the US will lose because “Ghana out-blacks us”) and Rachael discusses her love of Helen Mirren’s new topless pics in New York Magazine (located here) which remind me of a grandmother attempting to wash away her feelings of disgust after being raped…yet still fail to turn me on. Color me puzzled!


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]]> http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-6-26-10/feed/ 0 Helen Mirren,Landon Donovan,New York Magazine,Rachael,Team USA,Will,World Cup I admit it: I got fully swept up in the whole Team USA World Cup mania because I have a weak, hive mind (and will embrace anything that allows me to gamble even more). The gang watches and reacts to the US - Ghana game live for the duration of the epis... I admit it: I got fully swept up in the whole Team USA World Cup mania because I have a weak, hive mind (and will embrace anything that allows me to gamble even more). The gang watches and reacts to the US - Ghana game live for the duration of the episode (I correctly predict the US will lose because "Ghana out-blacks us") and Rachael discusses her love of Helen Mirren's new topless pics in New York Magazine (located here (http://nymag.com/guides/summer/2010/66750/)) which remind me of a grandmother attempting to wash away her feelings of disgust after being raped...yet still fail to turn me on. Color me puzzled! Papa’s Basement 6-26-10 (http://www.inpapasbasement.com/podcasts/PB2010_06_26.mp3) (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”) Papa's Basement no 56:44 Papa’s Basement 5-29-10-Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout, Reaper? http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-29-10/ http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-29-10/#comments Sun, 30 May 2010 15:20:08 +0000 admin http://www.inpapasbasement.com/?p=1860

Funzo finally got his man. RIP, Gary.


Not a good week for celebs. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman bought the farm and Haley Williams, singer of Paramore, accidentally Tweeted a picture of her fun sized, Fisher-Price My First Breasts (here for those curious). The crew also gets into if there is any way to pick people up at the gym and I dissect my night on the town with a woman whose breasts I have seen more times than I can count: My mom.


(Note: There’s a Dennis Hopper tribute clip that plays right after the episode finishes. Be forewarned: He repeatedly uses a word that a lot of rappers are fond of.)


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]]> http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-29-10/feed/ 1 Dennis Hopper,Gary Coleman,Gerry,Haley Williams,Old Country Buffet,Rachael,Will Not a good week for celebs. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman bought the farm and Haley Williams, singer of Paramore, accidentally Tweeted a picture of her fun sized, Fisher-Price My First Breasts (here for those curious). Not a good week for celebs. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman bought the farm and Haley Williams, singer of Paramore, accidentally Tweeted a picture of her fun sized, Fisher-Price My First Breasts (here (http://thesuperficial.com/2010/05/hayley_williams_took_a_topless.php) for those curious). The crew also gets into if there is any way to pick people up at the gym and I dissect my night on the town with a woman whose breasts I have seen more times than I can count: My mom. (Note: There's a Dennis Hopper tribute clip that plays right after the episode finishes. Be forewarned: He repeatedly uses a word that a lot of rappers are fond of.) Papa’s Basement 5-29-10 (http://www.inpapasbasement.com/podcasts/PB2010_05_29.mp3) (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”) Papa's Basement yes 58:31 Papa’s Basement 5-27-10-Sh*t Through a Goose (Explicit) http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-27-10/ http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-27-10/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 04:17:04 +0000 admin http://www.inpapasbasement.com/?p=1854

Jesus, are those teeth on the side of its tongue? Geese creep the hell out of me.


What’s more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally shake itself free and attempt to fly away while spurting blood like a Mortal Kombat fatality? Apparently, the entirety of Rachael’s day! After I try to bring a Schindler’s List‘s worth of lighthearted chortles to the episode by telling the horrible, horrible goose story, Rachael decides to play Little Miss Sunshine and show me how it’s really done. Don’t miss out…


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]]> http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-27-10/feed/ 0 Magic the Gathering,Rachael What's more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally shake itself free and attempt to fly away while spurting blood like a Mortal Kombat fat... What's more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally shake itself free and attempt to fly away while spurting blood like a Mortal Kombat fatality? Apparently, the entirety of Rachael's day! After I try to bring a Schindler's List's worth of lighthearted chortles to the episode by telling the horrible, horrible goose story, Rachael decides to play Little Miss Sunshine and show me how it's really done. Don't miss out... Papa’s Basement 5-27-10 (http://www.inpapasbasement.com/podcasts/PB2010_05_27.mp3) (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”) Papa's Basement yes 51:47 Papa’s Basement 5-15-10-All Things Rear http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-15-10-all-things-rear/ http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-15-10-all-things-rear/#comments Sun, 16 May 2010 15:29:19 +0000 admin http://www.inpapasbasement.com/?p=1758

My innocence died the moment I learned the term 'buttcleavage.'


A fact learned the hard way when searching for a pic for this week’s episode: You can only go through so many pages of Google’s results for “Coco + ass” before it stops displaying Ice-T’s wife and starts showing Brazilian gay porn. In addition to the aforementioned Coco (Coco-T?), we discuss my theory that any woman who owns Law & Order: Special Victims Unit DVDs is batsh*t insane and Rachael talks about her secret shame: Her penis. Nah, not really. She just likes to watch those Real Housewives shows.


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]]> http://www.inpapasbasement.com/papas-basement-5-15-10-all-things-rear/feed/ 2 Ice-T,Law & Order,Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,Rachael,Real Housewives of New Jersey,Real Housewives of New York A fact learned the hard way when searching for a pic for this week's episode: You can only go through so many pages of Google's results for "Coco + ass" before it stops displaying Ice-T's wife and starts showing Brazilian gay porn. A fact learned the hard way when searching for a pic for this week's episode: You can only go through so many pages of Google's results for "Coco + ass" before it stops displaying Ice-T's wife and starts showing Brazilian gay porn. In addition to the aforementioned Coco (Coco-T?), we discuss my theory that any woman who owns Law & Order: Special Victims Unit DVDs is batsh*t insane and Rachael talks about her secret shame: Her penis. Nah, not really. She just likes to watch those Real Housewives shows. Papa's Basement 5-15-10 (http://www.inpapasbasement.com/podcasts/PB2010_05_15.mp3) (To download this file, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.”) Papa's Basement yes 53:55