Classy broad.

John roid-rages his way through an hour-long geyser of hatred, the targets of which include Megan Fox, Patrick Swayze and another radio show on the station he broadcasts from. There’s also a priceless call from an old, befuddled, conservative listener.

Papa’s Basement 9-19-09 ft. Veronica

John talks about his newest passion – Netflix – and, specifically, watching every episode of “The Office” he can get his hands on. He also attempts to get dating advice, which quickly turns into the rest of the cast uniting long enough only to dogpile on him.

Papa’s Basement 8-22-09 ft. Will, Veronica, Matt

The gang discusses the Mike Vick situation and Veronica lets John and Will know exactly what disgusting scum she believes they are. Or is that a joke? Listen to find out. Dun dun dun…

Nah, she really does find us scummy. Still worth a listen, though.

Papa’s Basement 8-8-09 ft. Will, Veronica

John laments the demise of radio giant WJFK and, perhaps with it, his radio career. But in a funny way. I swear.

Papa’s Basement 7-25-09 ft. Will, Shane

John has on two friends in an attempt (that they were not aware of) to get them to hook up. Find out how it all turned out!

Papa’s Basement 6-13-09 ft. Veronica, Matt

Wow, I still have a show, apparently! The boys discuss John & Kate Plus 8 (plus Kate’s titanic clown car of a vagina), the American Idol finale and John wisely picking up hitchhikers on a DC street at 3am. What could have possibly gone wrong?

Papa’s Basement 5-30-09 ft. Will

After shaking off a general malaise, here are the shows for the year thus far. If you hear the “warp whistle” sound, it means the CD player at WEBR crapped out and we lost a minute of show (except for the 2/28, where the first ten minutes is gone). I know…truly a greater loss to Western Civilization than the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Papa’s Basement 2-28-09 ft. Will
Papa’s Basement 2-21-09 ft. Will
Papa’s Basement 2-14-09 ft. Will
Papa’s Basement 1-24-09 ft. Will
Papa’s Basement 1-17-09 ft. Will

The first show of the new year features a caller who is 1. insightful 2. listens semi-regularly and 3. isn’t related to me. I’ll be damned.

Papa’s Basement 1-3-09 ft. Shane

The last show of the year, spent in the warm embrace of Mr. Shane.

Papa’s Basement 12-20-08 ft. Shane

Now it’s John’s turn to rant! A discussion of House, MD veers into self-loathing land and ends in a three car pile-up of “I’m a fatass,” “I’ll never achieve anything” and “my life will never improve.” Shane’s silence bespeaks his agreement.

Papa’s Basement 12-13-08 ft. Shane