Papa's Basement

Recent Tweets

• I'm live now fcac.org/webr There's even a cute girl in studio you can watch on webcam if you click the link. Happy fappin'
• @djvexd1 fcac.org/webr
• @FeistiFemme Stop being so close-minded. It's a European thing.
• Callers, feel free to chime in when I blow the news team assemble conch horn ala Ron Burgundy by calling 703 560 TALK (8255)
• I'm live in 30 min @ fcac.org/webr but if you click now, you can watch me in the studio drinking coffee and scratching my ass. Show prep!
• Has anyone ever seen Emma Stone without bangs? Cute girl, but I bet you could land an F-16 on her forehead.
• @Andrizzleton It wouldn't be Machinist without. Now back to banging the girl from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
• @nwblueiris my adventures in dc tonight and new heads in the studio. def taking calls...i await more depressing tales
• @NothingClean just watched zombieland. you'd LOVE it
• Cannot sleep. My life's become some overweight version of The Machinist.
• @Just_Jackie Jackie's actual reply: "You've already paid me. No need to sweet talk."
• @TayBlack84 I pray at the Church of St Mix a Lot, yes