Sure, most guys would do her. But even ODB would've worn a condom.
The gang performs an hour-long cornholing of Jesse James, husband of Sandra Bullock and faux bad boy extraordinaire. (Ooh, tattoos and motorcycles. You rebel, you!) Sure, most of the time when a C-list celeb gets in trouble for screwing around on his wife I could care less, but: 1. Sandra Bullock actually seems like a nice person who just won an Oscar for that movie about getting a soft-spoken ritard into the NFL and 2. The woman on the side, Michelle Bombshell, is a manic-depressive who’s into white power, tattooed over 90% of her body and looks so dirty that I think I contracted warts just Googling her picture. As if that weren’t enough, Tiger Woods continues to give and give as we read newly released “sexts” he sent to a porn star (who looks like Princess Diana compared to Jesse James’ herpatic side scooch).
Papa’s Basement 3-20-10 ft. Joel, Will, Matt, Gwen
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Fuck you Will. Half Asians who make 40k get good pussy, I can guarantee it.
I hear the voice of my dead grandma: “Rode hard and put up wet.” Nasty.