Valentine’s Day is a Chilling Window into My Madness
I like to think of myself as a relatively normal person. (For those of you who read the site often, obviously that’s not the case, but play along.) I go […]
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Papa’s Basement 2-14-11-How I Got AIDS from a Turlet
This was going to be a big boy episode. I was going to discuss the recent events over in Egypt and the impact that Hosni Mubarak’s resignation will have on […]
The Trailer for X-Men: First Class. Yea or Nay?
The trailer for X-Men: First Class hit the Internet yesterday, and it left me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I love comic book movies. Comics themselves are slow as […]
I Want Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was in court in Los Angeles yesterday, facing grand theft charges stemming from allegations that she “borrowed” a $2,500 necklace a little too permanently. Here’s what she wore. […]
The Dubious Best of To Catch a Predator
For those of you unfamiliar, To Catch a Predator was a great show on NBC which featured reporter Chris Hansen and a bunch of volunteers who posed as underage girls […]
Albums I’m Ashamed to Own: Volume One
From the age of eight all the way until 25 or so, I was very passionate about music. I own around 500 CDs (that statement couldn’t make me sound older […]
Why the Super Bowl Sucked
Super Bowl XLV has come and gone and I have to say I’m disappointed. It isn’t that I wasn’t rooting for the Packers or that the game wasn’t close. Still, […]
Papa’s Basement 2-7-11-Does Family Guy Suck?
Since it’s inception, I’ve been a pretty big Family Guy supporter. That is, until I caught the show’s Return of the Jedi parody, It’s a Trap, which might have fewer […]
The Most Illegal Thing I’ve Seen in the History of Wrestling
To be honest, I don’t get the appeal of wrestling to adult men. As a child, I watched tons of WWF, my most vivid memory of it being my dad […]
Dan Snyder Fights Jewish Stereotypes By Suing Someone
Back in November 2010, in the wake of the Redskins humiliating 28-59 loss to the Eagles in front of a national audience (to go the analogy route, normal football loss […]
Contra is My Most Vivid Childhood Memory
When it comes to memories of my life that predate my getting hair down there, there’s precious little I recall. I owned a red bike with weird plastic plates over […]
No Strings Attached Isn’t Horrible
Continuing my long, proud tradition of reviewing movies weeks after their release date, I wanted to say a few words about No Strings Attached, which I caught over the weekend. […]
The Pro Bowl Sucks (And How to Fix It)
The only interesting part of yesterday’s game. For the record, I live and breathe NFL football. Not so much in a Rain Man, I know to which side every Super […]
Papa’s Basement 1-31-11-Snow Makes Washington DC Retarded
Between the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, the Redskins being the last NFL team to integrate and now this, the District of Columbia really has some explaining to do. Hear our […]
The DC Snow Storm Robbed Me of My Faith in Humanity
If you don’t live in the DC area, you may never comprehend the sheer idiocy that I witnessed during Wednesday evening’s commute, in which the region was hit with a […]