My Favorite Movie Quotes
I watch a lot of movies because I’m an asocial homebody and they do all the living for me. Why play sports when I can just watch Major League or […]
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F You, Sonic the Hedgehog
I spent my elementary school years playing the Nintendo Entertainment System the way the Asian kids studied math. It was a glorious time. There were no system wars: You owned […]
Papa’s Basement 3-7-11-Aftermath
How did my 30th birthday turn out? Where will co-host Billy Basil decide to spend his 28th birthday? How stupid and unaware can our callers get? All this and more […]
Two Reasons You Need to Watch Blade Runner
Ridley Scott has had an extremely prolific and successful career as a director. The man is responsible for Alien, Black Hawk Down, Gladiator (and, Thelma & Louise, strangely enough), just […]
I Don’t Get the Charlie Sheen Thing
For a week now, the world has endured Charlie Sheen deluging it with insane rant after insane rant like a fire hose attached to a hydrant of batshit crazy. Yesterday, […]
Fare Thee Well, Subway’s Februany Promotion
February’s been an amazing month for me: I turned 30, got a radio show on the station I grew up listening to and, most important by far, I’ve been eating […]
Papa’s Basement 2-28-11-On This, the Day of Your Birth
I drag my butt into the studio rather than spend my 30th birthday in the bottle to cover Charlie Sheen and his batshit ravings. Papa’s Basement 2-28-11 (Left-click this link […]
I Love Watching Me Some Thursday Night Television
As each week winds down, there is one event I still look forward to with youthful enthusiasm. Is it dressing up and going out with friends on Friday night to […]
Patrick Stewart Campaigning for Assisted Dying Makes Me Uncomfortable
Yesterday, I spent two of my six non-porn-related online minutes reading this article about Patrick Stewart and his efforts to get assisted dying (apparently “assisted suicide” isn’t PC anymore) legalized […]
Papa’s Basement 2-23-11-The Art of the Sext
For months now I’ve wanted to do an episode with a few of my friends from one of the radio stations I work at. Today was the day it went […]
The Real Meaning of “Girls Just Want to Have Fun”
Mine is a strange, obsessive-compulsive mind. A few weeks ago, out of nowhere, I got the urge to hear Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Want to Have Fun.” A normal person […]
The iPhone 4 Saved My Life
To be honest with you, my life has been in a rut lately. Sure, the website is doing well and I (somehow) manage to have listeners to my radio show, […]
The Hunt for Hilary Banks
As a kid, there were a few sitcom stars I had crushes on. Six of Blossom fame and Topanga of Boy Meets World (seen here and here, respectively, making strong […]
Albums I’m Ashamed to Own: Volume Two
Last week, I wrote this article (to admit it’s a blog it to admit defeat) about albums I wasn’t exactly proud were in my collection. In it, I promised a […]
Ghostface Killah Taught Me How to Love
I am an unabashed fan of the Wu-Tang Clan. My first hip-hop album was Wu-Tang Forever. When I heard that Ol’ Dirty Bastard had passed on to that Brooklyn Zoo […]