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Papa's Basement Radio Show

There are weak movie sequels. For example, while I amply enjoy Predator 2, it in no way achieves the operatic heights of its predecessor (I know that comes off sounding sarcastic. I assure you, I mean every word). And then there are sequels so bad that they diminsh the good

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Definitely pissed more than one bed sheet having nightmares of this visage as a kid.
EntertainmentReview

My normal movie article schtick is to review a film without having seen it, usually taking a crap on the production from a safe distance. But not today. Today, I am here to beseech the movie gods with a humble request: Please don’t let Terminator Genisys suck. I adore the

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With Ruby Rose sexing up Season Three of Orange Is The New Black, lets take the time to realize that the real Alex Vause looks like a much heavier Buzz Burbank.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

I don’t have much that brings me joy in life. TV is high on the list of things I do enjoy, though (carpe diem!). So I was excited about the release of Orange Is The New Black‘s third season. Until I watched it. Hear all about why it stank on

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The only black person Hitler ever loved.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

For those that focus on news that actually matters in this world, the story of Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who pretended to be part black and reinvent herself as an NAACP in Spokane, WA, might have slipped under the radar. But I don’t do a news show, I do

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"Amiibo" is Japanese for "rechristened virgin".
Papa's Basement Radio Show

It’s good to be back. After spending the first minutes of the show explaining why there hasn’t been an effing show in two weeks, Howard (yes, Howard!) mocks me mercilessly for revealing that I got up at 5 am to wait outside Target in order to make sure that I

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I have sung the praises of Alexandra Daddario's breasts since their appearance on True Detective last year. Tomorrow, they're going to become international stars. This feels like when one of your favorite little-known bands is about to break.
EntertainmentReview

You can see how simple mankind is based upon what we spend the most time viewing. We like to watch things blow up and we like to watch people fuck. In fact, the first footage ever filmed was of a guy plowing a broad over the hood of a Model

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At first I thought what Josh Duggar did was wrong. Then I looked up his picture. Holy Christ, who WOULDN'T want to be molested by those dreamy eyes and pouty lips?!
Papa's Basement Radio Show

“Ay yi yi! Es Josh Duggar! Me ha molestado!” With these words, the world learned of the molestorial (that isn’t a word) misdeeds of Josh Duggar, the oldest child of Jim Bob (that is, somehow, a name) and Michelle Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting fame, who apparently touched several

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I'm going to miss you and your nose-cone-of-a-C-17 tits, Joan.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Recorded mere hours before the Mad Men series finale, Eva and I give our predictions for what happens. She took a serious stab at things, I predicted the episode would begin with Roger eating a steak for 17 uninterrupted minutes with a visible erection. Crazier things have happened. We also

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When GWAR is your city's big band, well, brother, you have yourself a pretty awesome city.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

After a weekend spent at the VA Comicon, I’m here to declare that Richmond, VA is the greatest city on Earth in its history. I mean, what rivals it? New York City? Overpriced elitist shithole. London? Sure, if you want to be buried in a sea of bad teeth and

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EntertainmentLife

We are a country hurtling toward political extremes. On the right, the Tea Party would like you to believe that if you don’t get erect at the thought of the Constitution as you battle any semblance of government and pray at the altar of completely unregulated capitalism, you might as

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