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I summarize a very bad week that included: -My wallet being stolen and some identify theft for good measure -Almost getting run off the road by a crazed hick in […]

Mollie reveals she moved to Vermont, and I reveal I’ve been on dates with human women and performing live comedy. And this is why we haven’t done a podcast in […]

Hear all about the adventures Eva and I had during consecutive weekends spent in the hayseed hellhole of Northern Virginia that is Manassas. Click here to listen to the latest […]

Ra cha cha or or Crotchester? Mollie and I talk the second half of my trip to Rochester to hang with my buddy Sarah and her bf Adam. Episode 728. […]

Mikael Johnson returns to Papa’s Basement to dissect a horrific Hinge date he recently went on. In terms of the terrible date checklist, this one might have it all. Click […]

Part one of my trip to Rochester, including a pit stop in Scranton to see sites from The Office and dine at Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe, eating a spiedie, accidentally taking […]

Mollie and I discuss how we spent our Fourth of Julys (Julies?), including me losing my shit on a neighbor, Mollie talks about advising her mom on how to get […]

Eva and I discuss how garbage the Supreme Court is and the 45 minutes it took me to buy an iPad at Best Buy. Click here to listen to the […]

The glorious Mollie Heckerling brings her Dear Abby best to answering a slew of questions I lob at her, ranging from social media unfollowing etiquette to standard jizz opacity to […]

I embrace my Greek roots by soaring on gossamer wings of phyllo dough to the St. Nicholas Greek Folk Festival after a dinner with my lovely buddy Mike Sacks. And […]

After dodging it for two years, I finally contracted the modern plague. Hear all about how my life was single-handedly blown up in the most punishing way possible. Click here […]

Eva and I celebrate all that is Sylvester Stallone by each doing our impression of the man as we celebrate his career. (We had no reason for this, it wasn’t […]

The second (and final) episode about my recent visit to NYC covers marching around half of Brooklyn on foot to witness a never-ending sea of hipsters taking photos of themselves […]

Part one of stories from my road trip to NYC, including hanging out with a pair of LOVABLE Brooklyn drug dealers, a trip to the homeland of the Warriors aka […]