Old People’s New Year’s Eve — Papa’s Basement #434

New Year’s Eve, more than any holiday, is a barometer of your age. When young, you can’t wait to go out and find some wild shit to get into. Now, I want nothing more than to be asleep before the ball drop because, Christ, I’ve already seen it happen 20 times. Hear about my lame New Year’s Eve, Howard’s slightly less lame New Year’s Eve, why partying with single girls on NYE stinks (despite what you might think about it being as easy as fishing with dynamite to score on them), my weekend of pink eye and how a botched dye job has me looking like Saddam Hussein (but at least it’s a young, sexy Saddam Hussein). Don’t forget to share the show on social media if you like it: That’s how we increase our audience by two listeners per year!

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