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Frank Gifford Died (And Banged Suzen Johnson) — Papa’s Basement 461

John Papageorgiou August 12, 2015


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This is one of those deals where a woman, upon learning you would bang Suzen Johnson like a vending machine that ate your dollar bill, would shake her head in disgust, but a man would solemnly nod his head, like he just heard his son died taking out the German machine gun nest that had pinned down his platoon.
This is one of those deals where a woman, upon hearing you would bang Suzen Johnson like a vending machine that ate your dollar bill, would shake her head in disgust, but a man would solemnly nod his head, like he just heard his son died taking out the German machine gun nest that had pinned down his platoon.

Frank Gifford died over the weekend. And, while we on the Papa’s Basement Show could celebrate his professional accomplishments: 1. The man was a New York Giant and I’m a Redskins fan, so fuck that, and 2. It’s way more fun to discuss both where Frank stuck his dick and what he made with it. Why, you may ask? Because Frank cheated back in the day on Kathy Lee with this amazing MILF and was responsible for creating maybe the blondest Jewish chick to ever live. I tip my cap on both counts.

Last but not least, we have fun with the Donald Trump – Megyn Kelly incident during the GOP debate. Because I love Megyn Kelly. Not that I know much about her. Honestly, I’m sure her beliefs wouldn’t be my cup of tea, to put it mildly. But so what? The day my dick is out-voted by my brain would be sadder than VJ Day is for the Japanese. Anyhow, enjoy the episode. It’s good.

I also have fun with co-host Jay, who is a fountain of weird stories, among them being told by a director he could play a Latino role (despite being whiter than the twins from the Matrix) by dyeing his hair black and getting a bit of a tan.

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