This is the first entry (in what I can only assume will be a lengthy series) I’ve titled “McSweeney’s Rejections Presents.” The older I get, the more I’d like in terms of recognition beyond winning “Nicest Smelling Locksmith, May 2012.” McSweeney’s is a large, successful humor publication that accepts open
After spending a few days in lovely Ocean City, MD, I have returned a font of beach knowledge that you, the faithful reader, deserve to reap the benefit of. So, without further ado, here are ten nuggets of beach wisdom designed to kick your summer fun into overdrive! 1. Don’t
Thanks again to all of you who donated to the Kickstarter fund for The Spookies. The financial goal was crushed and we now can publish the damn thing so you have a paper copy to read on the bowl when dropping your mighty, comic-loving mud. In the meantime, enjoy this
The movie Predator is what taught me to be a man. My dad cashed in his chips at the Above Ground Casino when I was 20 and I was left looking for role models to fill in. After reading The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, I decided Arnold Schwarzenegger was
You know that scene in every action movie where the retired cop gets caught in the middle of a highjacking and his very presence screams out to all of us, “Chill the fuck out; I got this”? Well, as an avid Redditor and Magic: the Gathering player, when it comes
It’s Wednesday, which means another comic has been posted over at The Spookies (which is written by yours truly). Visit TheSpookiesComic.com by clicking the link and explore the newest strip, a tribute to everyone’s pretend overweight black uncle, James Avery. RIP, buddy.
Why am I promoting a comic on Papa’s Basement? Because I write it. Also, I happen to find it funny. Which might be related to the contents of sentence number two, but click and judge for yourself. Visit The Spookies comic by clicking here, and the new strip specifically by
It’s Wednesday, which means the comic I do the writing for, The Spookies (how many fucking times can I fit the word “the” into a three-inch space), has a new strip up. Give the entirety of the comic thus far a look over at www.TheSpookiesComic.com.
Please read, share, comment on and enjoy this article I did for Strange Kids Club where I go back and eat the cereals I was hooked on as a kid to see if they still taste good now that I’m old and brush my teeth with Beefeater. Click here to
Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I browsed Craigslist for discount Xbox 360 items. (Yes, I’m such an enemy of productivity that my time wasting centers around
Because this website has done nothing in the six years I’ve posted to it, I’ve decided to diversify, which means writing a comic in addition to the entries I post here. It’s called The Spookies and hosted over at SpookiesComic.com, appropriately enough. Its fourth strip just went up and it’s