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Those of you frequenting this site (barring the ones who came in via Google thinking it’s some sort of BDSM sex dungeon thing based on the name) are aware of my radio show and podcast. But did you also know that I write a comic? It’s true! The Spookies just

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Thanks again to all of you who donated to the Kickstarter fund for The Spookies. The financial goal was crushed and we now can publish the damn thing so you have a paper copy to read on the bowl when dropping your mighty, comic-loving mud. In the meantime, enjoy this

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The movie Predator is what taught me to be a man. My dad cashed in his chips at the Above Ground Casino when I was 20 and I was left looking for role models to fill in. After reading The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, I decided Arnold Schwarzenegger was

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The awesome Dan Fields invited me onto his fantastically titled Save It For the Show program. We do a great hour on Don & Mike, Howard Stern, and how radio in general isn’t where it once was. We also talk about why I feel kinda weird being asked by Adam

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You know that scene in every action movie where the retired cop gets caught in the middle of a highjacking and his very presence screams out to all of us, “Chill the fuck out; I got this”? Well, as an avid Redditor and Magic: the Gathering player, when it comes

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It’s Wednesday, which means another comic has been posted over at The Spookies (which is written by yours truly). Visit TheSpookiesComic.com by clicking the link and explore the newest strip, a tribute to everyone’s pretend overweight black uncle, James Avery. RIP, buddy.

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Why am I promoting a comic on Papa’s Basement? Because I write it. Also, I happen to find it funny. Which might be related to the contents of sentence number two, but click and judge for yourself. Visit The Spookies comic by clicking here, and the new strip specifically by

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It’s Wednesday, which means the comic I do the writing for, The Spookies (how many fucking times can I fit the word “the” into a three-inch space), has a new strip up. Give the entirety of the comic thus far a look over at www.TheSpookiesComic.com.

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Please read, share, comment on and enjoy this article I did for Strange Kids Club where I go back and eat the cereals I was hooked on as a kid to see if they still taste good now that I’m old and brush my teeth with Beefeater. Click here to

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Maybe I shouldn’t have said “ghetto Craigslist posts,” because that would suggest I had more than one item to share. But I was amused to find this post as I browsed Craigslist for discount Xbox 360 items. (Yes, I’m such an enemy of productivity that my time wasting centers around

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I also write a comic (I have too much free time) titled The Spookies alongside my artist friend Ho-Ho who inks, draws, colors and does all the hard work for the thing. Spookies Comic Strip 7 is now up. You can click thespookiescomic.com to give the site a visit.

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Because this website has done nothing in the six years I’ve posted to it, I’ve decided to diversify, which means writing a comic in addition to the entries I post here. It’s called The Spookies and hosted over at SpookiesComic.com, appropriately enough. Its fourth strip just went up and it’s

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There are no new episodes of Papa’s Basement this week and I won’t be writing anything because it’s the Fourth of July which is death for web traffic and frankly I was burned out anyhow. No, it doesn’t take much effort to keep this site going, but it yields nothing

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Talayna Clements, an “exotic dancer” at DC’s Stadium Club, is suing the establishment for $2 million, alleging that the club’s general manager demanded she sleep with him to keep her job. The story is bullshit for a myriad of reasons, but I’m going to do the defense attorney’s job for

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A middle school teacher fired because her students found videos from her previous porn career (probably the one time those little slackers did a shred of research all year) has lost her appeal to resume teaching after courts concluded the continued availability of her porn online would prove too disruptive.

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