This is the first entry (in what I can only assume will be a lengthy series) I’ve titled “McSweeney’s Rejections Presents.” The older I get, the more I’d like in terms of recognition beyond winning “Nicest Smelling Locksmith, May 2012.” McSweeney’s is a large, successful humor publication that accepts open […]
After spending a few days in lovely Ocean City, MD, I have returned a font of beach knowledge that you, the faithful reader, deserve to reap the benefit of. So, without further ado, here are ten nuggets of beach wisdom designed to kick your summer fun into overdrive! 1. Don’t […]
Those of you frequenting this site (barring the ones who came in via Google thinking it’s some sort of BDSM sex dungeon thing based on the name) are aware of my radio show and podcast. But did you also know that I write a comic? It’s true! The Spookies just […]
Thanks again to all of you who donated to the Kickstarter fund for The Spookies. The financial goal was crushed and we now can publish the damn thing so you have a paper copy to read on the bowl when dropping your mighty, comic-loving mud. In the meantime, enjoy this […]
The movie Predator is what taught me to be a man. My dad cashed in his chips at the Above Ground Casino when I was 20 and I was left looking for role models to fill in. After reading The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding, I decided Arnold Schwarzenegger was […]
The awesome Dan Fields invited me onto his fantastically titled Save It For the Show program. We do a great hour on Don & Mike, Howard Stern, and how radio in general isn’t where it once was. We also talk about why I feel kinda weird being asked by Adam […]
You know that scene in every action movie where the retired cop gets caught in the middle of a highjacking and his very presence screams out to all of us, “Chill the fuck out; I got this”? Well, as an avid Redditor and Magic: the Gathering player, when it comes […]
It’s Wednesday, which means another comic has been posted over at The Spookies (which is written by yours truly). Visit TheSpookiesComic.com by clicking the link and explore the newest strip, a tribute to everyone’s pretend overweight black uncle, James Avery. RIP, buddy.
Why am I promoting a comic on Papa’s Basement? Because I write it. Also, I happen to find it funny. Which might be related to the contents of sentence number two, but click and judge for yourself. Visit The Spookies comic by clicking here, and the new strip specifically by […]
