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It turns out saying a very bad word on a sex tape isn't the only horrible thing Hulk Hogan has done.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

This past Friday, the world awoke to find every mention of Hulk Hogan, the man who put the WWF (I refuse to say WWE) on the map, scrubbed from the company’s website. Their store. Their clips. Their history. Everything. It would be like the Yankees removed Babe Ruth from their

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I would so rather have been greeted by Philip Markoff, aka the Craigslist Killer, than the guy I ultimately met this week.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

I love Craigslist. Not for casual sexual encounters, mind you (during my single days, I seem to remember anyone giving it away on CL looks like a Towering Inferno-sized dumpster fire), but for buying and re-selling used video games. Yes, the shelves of my abode give those of GameStop a

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Hard to believe something as adorable as an alligator could do what it apparently did in my favorite news story from the July 4th weekend.
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For those unfamiliar with them, the Darwin Awards are given to those who, to quote the website, “salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it.” Well, this July 4th weekend (yes, I know the episode is abominably late), we have tales of

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Papa's Basement Radio Show

There are weak movie sequels. For example, while I amply enjoy Predator 2, it in no way achieves the operatic heights of its predecessor (I know that comes off sounding sarcastic. I assure you, I mean every word). And then there are sequels so bad that they diminsh the good

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With Ruby Rose sexing up Season Three of Orange Is The New Black, lets take the time to realize that the real Alex Vause looks like a much heavier Buzz Burbank.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

I don’t have much that brings me joy in life. TV is high on the list of things I do enjoy, though (carpe diem!). So I was excited about the release of Orange Is The New Black‘s third season. Until I watched it. Hear all about why it stank on

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The only black person Hitler ever loved.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

For those that focus on news that actually matters in this world, the story of Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who pretended to be part black and reinvent herself as an NAACP in Spokane, WA, might have slipped under the radar. But I don’t do a news show, I do

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"Amiibo" is Japanese for "rechristened virgin".
Papa's Basement Radio Show

It’s good to be back. After spending the first minutes of the show explaining why there hasn’t been an effing show in two weeks, Howard (yes, Howard!) mocks me mercilessly for revealing that I got up at 5 am to wait outside Target in order to make sure that I

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At first I thought what Josh Duggar did was wrong. Then I looked up his picture. Holy Christ, who WOULDN'T want to be molested by those dreamy eyes and pouty lips?!
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“Ay yi yi! Es Josh Duggar! Me ha molestado!” With these words, the world learned of the molestorial (that isn’t a word) misdeeds of Josh Duggar, the oldest child of Jim Bob (that is, somehow, a name) and Michelle Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting fame, who apparently touched several

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I'm going to miss you and your nose-cone-of-a-C-17 tits, Joan.
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Recorded mere hours before the Mad Men series finale, Eva and I give our predictions for what happens. She took a serious stab at things, I predicted the episode would begin with Roger eating a steak for 17 uninterrupted minutes with a visible erection. Crazier things have happened. We also

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When GWAR is your city's big band, well, brother, you have yourself a pretty awesome city.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

After a weekend spent at the VA Comicon, I’m here to declare that Richmond, VA is the greatest city on Earth in its history. I mean, what rivals it? New York City? Overpriced elitist shithole. London? Sure, if you want to be buried in a sea of bad teeth and

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