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If you think that men won't be using penis transplant technology to give themselves rods so big they could pierce the heart of a whale, you're a fool.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

Doctors (specifically, a doctor named Dicken Ko, so ha) have performed the first American penis transplant. On the surface, this is great news. Thomas Manning, the peen-cipient, can live a normal life after losing his birthcock to cancer. Soldiers whose dicks blew up like a prank cigar in the face

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Ah yes, buxom with blonde hair. Damn her natural, Aryan, racist good looks.
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We all remember Tila Tequila, right? She was famous in the mid-to-late 2000s for being a tiny Asian with huge, fake tits (it doesn’t take much to get ahead in this country of ours). I think she had an MTV show where she dated both guys and girls to find

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This looks like the cover of a book I would have loved to read in the shitter circa second grade.
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Let’s be honest: Motivating yourself to go to the gym is hard. This isn’t 1974. You can be a 400-pound blob and, between “adult” Internet content, Netflix, video games and Chipotle, you don’t really need to be in shape enough for a partner or able to use stairs without sweating

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The Simpsons honestly have an episode with visuals that cover everything I've ever done in life.
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Co-host Pete lives about 350 yards from the West Virginia border. And West Virginia, compared to Virginia, has a very vice-laden vibe. To say nothing of its vibrant (if underground) meth and opioid smuggling industries, there are strip clubs all over the place (whether you want to see what’s inside

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Papa's Basement Radio Show

In the hunt to create more content for the site, it dawned on me and Pete that we spend a lot of time in the car yapping. From driving back and forth to the station we record the show at to running over Hungarians for sport, much of our time

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You hate to see Prince go, but you love to watch him leave.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

Yesterday started with the passing of Chyna. She seemed like a very tragic case who was mistreated big time by her former employer, the WWE, and ended up getting piped up the pooper on camera (a reference to both her film, Backdoor to Chyna and having to spend time on

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Vince Neil Nic Cage Fight
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Last week, Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil got into a fight with Nic Cage. It’s the kind of shit the Internet eats up, at least until the next thing to hold our shattered attention spans arrives six hours later. Growing up a fan of “the Crüe” (did my insistence on

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The stars of every woman's dream four-way. I'm going to level with you: The fact that Rip Torn, whose BAC is permanently around .18, outlived Shandling makes me wonder if he has some Keith Richards in him.
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  First things first, Shawn F. visiting the show and Garry Shandling passing away are unrelated: I simply wanted to include both elements of the show in the title. It’s not like the man entering our studio was the fulfillment of some ancient Indian curse that doomed poor GS. For

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Thanks to the Wu-Tang Clan, I was expecting way more muggings upon landing on their home base, Staten Island. Yet I left with my wallet intact. Viva gentrification!
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Co-host Pete and I pay a visit to Staten Island, aka Shaolin Land, home to the famed Wu-Tang Clan. And, with any visit to Staten, comes multiple trips on the Staten Island Ferry (coincidentally, a nickname I derisively called Pete for the entirety of the trip), which is a free,

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He was like a Brando that could throw a punch.
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He was like a Brando that could throw a punch. The Muscles from Brussels. We tried to use the terror attacks in Brussels to remember the great things about that city. Since we are uncultured dolts, our list began and ended with Jean-Claude Van Damme, aka The Muscles From Brussels.

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If you were a kid in the 80s with glasses, Charlie Sheen in Major League was the one bespectacled role model in media that made you not want to kill yourself.
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This episode is a love letter to Major League, a favorite film of mine as a kid and one I finally got to see on the big screen this weekend. Why is Major League so damn good? You’ll have to listen to find out (preferably after clicking the link above

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Don't be like Jim and Michelle, kids: Marrying young is bad. (Ironically, to get the Jim and Michelle reference, you have to be at least 30.)
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Marrying young is a mistake, and I do my best to spread that wisdom whenever possible. So, when co-host butters mentioned that two friends of hers were getting married at 23 AFTER STARTING OFF AS FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS, MEANING I REALLY DOUBT THESE TWO HAVE EVER HAD SEX WITH

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A scene from Netflix's series love, which bravely explores the very new depths of a guy with a big nose ultimately nerdy appearance bagging a blond physically well out of his league.
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Before my right-wing friends think this is going to be some liberal jackathon, it ain’t: I believe that, way more than any shadowy agenda, Hollywood is way more greedy than racist. So, if it’s market forces that are creating a lot of what people find racist in Hollywood, is there

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You kids today: You don't have to walk uphill both ways to school, and your nerds are attractive to boot.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

Co-host Pete spent the weekend getting loaded at the Music And Gaming Festival (MAGFest), a local event where video game nuts of all stripes hang out, get loaded, and pretty much treat it like an 8-bit key party. Through Pete’s recollection of the weekend, be a fly on the wall

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One of the only Vietnamese goods that, sadly, I don't think is for sale at the Eden Center.
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While the name “Eden Center” suggests a new-age retreat or maybe a cult where the bedding of the underage is not only tolerated but encouraged, it’s actually a Vietnamese mall a few miles outside of DC we have mentioned in passing on the show a few times previously. Well, Pete

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