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You know you mattered if The Simpsons care that you're now dirt snorkeling.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

The start of 2016 has been a bloodbath for interesting artists. David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Glenn Frey, Jon Lovitz…it’s just all been bad news. Co-hostess Butters and I cover what we thought of each (passing judgment from our mighty tower of podcast triumph) and I also give my thoughts on

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Adam Driver of Girls fame is in the new Star Wars movie The Force Awakens. I hope he has facial hair in it, because, without it, he looks like every dude that ever shot up a school.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Unlike every other suburban white kid, I wasn’t raised to worship Star Wars. Which means, despite my paunch, beard and glasses, I don’t really give much of a shit about the release of The Force Awakens. Co-host Pete Maybe tries to tell me I’m an idiot for this, and we

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When a pair of fake, half-Asian, 42 FF tits can't make your movie watchable, you know you have a stinker on your hands.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Our new Halloween Month continues as we spend the last 20 minutes of the episode reviewing (well, panning) Curse Of Chucky, not only one of the worst horror movies I’ve seen, but up there in terms of worst movies, period. If you want to waste 90 minutes of your life

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Let's be honest: I could write 10,000 words on the topic of Pixels looking like a bad film and you would all still go see it based on this image alone.
EntertainmentReview

The trajectory of Adam Sandler’s career is nothing if not fascinating. 20 years ago, he could do no wrong. In the middle of a very popular SNL stint, he released Billy Madison, a movie I consider to be one of the great light comedies. His albums They’re All Gonna Laugh

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EntertainmentReview

First, before the article begins, I feel it is my duty to answer this question since it is the eternal debate with men regarding Amy Schumer: Is she hot? And the answer is…eh, not exactly, but I’ve certainly put it in worse. And she isn’t tripping over herself to hop

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Definitely pissed more than one bed sheet having nightmares of this visage as a kid.
EntertainmentReview

My normal movie article schtick is to review a film without having seen it, usually taking a crap on the production from a safe distance. But not today. Today, I am here to beseech the movie gods with a humble request: Please don’t let Terminator Genisys suck. I adore the

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I have sung the praises of Alexandra Daddario's breasts since their appearance on True Detective last year. Tomorrow, they're going to become international stars. This feels like when one of your favorite little-known bands is about to break.
EntertainmentReview

You can see how simple mankind is based upon what we spend the most time viewing. We like to watch things blow up and we like to watch people fuck. In fact, the first footage ever filmed was of a guy plowing a broad over the hood of a Model

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I'm going to miss you and your nose-cone-of-a-C-17 tits, Joan.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Recorded mere hours before the Mad Men series finale, Eva and I give our predictions for what happens. She took a serious stab at things, I predicted the episode would begin with Roger eating a steak for 17 uninterrupted minutes with a visible erection. Crazier things have happened. We also

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EntertainmentLife

We are a country hurtling toward political extremes. On the right, the Tea Party would like you to believe that if you don’t get erect at the thought of the Constitution as you battle any semblance of government and pray at the altar of completely unregulated capitalism, you might as

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EntertainmentReview

So they’re still making this comic book crap. Are people not sick of this yet? This is starting to feel like those 80s blacksploitation films that didn’t know they were about ten years late to the party. Let’s get this review of 2015’s Action Jackson over with. I saw the

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