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Metallica Hardwired DC Comedy Podcast
EntertainmentLife

Metallica released a new single – its first in I believe eight years (I ain’t looking that shit up to confirm) – the other day. And it rocks. And I couldn’t be happier. It’s been so long since I’ve cared about this band that very few of you know this,

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DC Comedy Podcast
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

We all remember Tila Tequila, right? She was famous in the mid-to-late 2000s for being a tiny Asian with huge, fake tits (it doesn’t take much to get ahead in this country of ours). I think she had an MTV show where she dated both guys and girls to find

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DC Comedy Podcast
EntertainmentLifePapa's Basement Radio Show

Let’s be honest: Motivating yourself to go to the gym is hard. This isn’t 1974. You can be a 400-pound blob and, between “adult” Internet content, Netflix, video games and Chipotle, you don’t really need to be in shape enough for a partner or able to use stairs without sweating

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DC Comedy Podcast
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Co-host Pete lives about 350 yards from the West Virginia border. And West Virginia, compared to Virginia, has a very vice-laden vibe. To say nothing of its vibrant (if underground) meth and opioid smuggling industries, there are strip clubs all over the place (whether you want to see what’s inside

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Vince Neil Nic Cage Fight
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Last week, Mötley Crüe singer Vince Neil got into a fight with Nic Cage. It’s the kind of shit the Internet eats up, at least until the next thing to hold our shattered attention spans arrives six hours later. Growing up a fan of “the Crüe” (did my insistence on

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The stars of every woman's dream four-way. I'm going to level with you: The fact that Rip Torn, whose BAC is permanently around .18, outlived Shandling makes me wonder if he has some Keith Richards in him.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

  First things first, Shawn F. visiting the show and Garry Shandling passing away are unrelated: I simply wanted to include both elements of the show in the title. It’s not like the man entering our studio was the fulfillment of some ancient Indian curse that doomed poor GS. For

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DC COmedy Podcast
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

This episode is a love letter to Major League, a favorite film of mine as a kid and one I finally got to see on the big screen this weekend. Why is Major League so damn good? You’ll have to listen to find out (preferably after clicking the link above

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A scene from Netflix's series love, which bravely explores the very new depths of a guy with a big nose ultimately nerdy appearance bagging a blond physically well out of his league.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Before my right-wing friends think this is going to be some liberal jackathon, it ain’t: I believe that, way more than any shadowy agenda, Hollywood is way more greedy than racist. So, if it’s market forces that are creating a lot of what people find racist in Hollywood, is there

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You know you mattered if The Simpsons care that you're now dirt snorkeling.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

The start of 2016 has been a bloodbath for interesting artists. David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Glenn Frey, Jon Lovitz…it’s just all been bad news. Co-hostess Butters and I cover what we thought of each (passing judgment from our mighty tower of podcast triumph) and I also give my thoughts on

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Adam Driver of Girls fame is in the new Star Wars movie The Force Awakens. I hope he has facial hair in it, because, without it, he looks like every dude that ever shot up a school.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Unlike every other suburban white kid, I wasn’t raised to worship Star Wars. Which means, despite my paunch, beard and glasses, I don’t really give much of a shit about the release of The Force Awakens. Co-host Pete Maybe tries to tell me I’m an idiot for this, and we

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When a pair of fake, half-Asian, 42 FF tits can't make your movie watchable, you know you have a stinker on your hands.
EntertainmentPapa's Basement Radio Show

Our new Halloween Month continues as we spend the last 20 minutes of the episode reviewing (well, panning) Curse Of Chucky, not only one of the worst horror movies I’ve seen, but up there in terms of worst movies, period. If you want to waste 90 minutes of your life

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Let's be honest: I could write 10,000 words on the topic of Pixels looking like a bad film and you would all still go see it based on this image alone.
EntertainmentReview

The trajectory of Adam Sandler’s career is nothing if not fascinating. 20 years ago, he could do no wrong. In the middle of a very popular SNL stint, he released Billy Madison, a movie I consider to be one of the great light comedies. His albums They’re All Gonna Laugh

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trainwreck bill hader judd apatow amy schumer
EntertainmentReview

First, before the article begins, I feel it is my duty to answer this question since it is the eternal debate with men regarding Amy Schumer: Is she hot? And the answer is…eh, not exactly, but I’ve certainly put it in worse. And she isn’t tripping over herself to hop

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Definitely pissed more than one bed sheet having nightmares of this visage as a kid.
EntertainmentReview

My normal movie article schtick is to review a film without having seen it, usually taking a crap on the production from a safe distance. But not today. Today, I am here to beseech the movie gods with a humble request: Please don’t let Terminator Genisys suck. I adore the

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DC Comedy
EntertainmentReview

You can see how simple mankind is based upon what we spend the most time viewing. We like to watch things blow up and we like to watch people fuck. In fact, the first footage ever filmed was of a guy plowing a broad over the hood of a Model

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