Thank you, Internet, for exposing those who are wisest among us to all sorts of situations they wouldn’t have encountered in their day-to-day lives so that they might tell us all how they, in their infinite wisdom, would have handled said situation. Before you, people could just blab about what […]
I have never seen How I Met Your Mother. Not a lick. I’ve heard good things, but I’ve yet to take the Netflix plunge and gorge upon it. However, I have heard over the past week just how unsatisfying to every fan of the show the finale was. For whatever […]
Comics, like wrestling and baseball, are something I love learning the history and story of, yet am disgusted by the thought of actively consuming. For example, while I’ve read André the Giant’s Wikipedia page five times (conservatively), I would rather give myself a bullet suppository using a rifle barrel applicator […]
Current comedy writer and former adult star Alia Janine calls in to discuss her life and projects. It’s good. She is the opposite of me in that she’s accomplished things in her life and people would pay to see her naked. I also debate if The Hangover Part III was […]
We record on April Fool’s Day, aka the worst holiday of the year. Topics include why we hate it, how Allison managed to get our show kicked off our timeslot with its dirty talk, if Morgan Spurlock is played out and a reading of the names of all those who […]
This is why Noah will tank: Most people who aren’t at least moderately Christian will avoid it for a lack of interest in the subject matter. A guy gets a bunch of CGI animals onto a CGI ark and endures a CGI flood? Sounds like Captain Planet: The Movie. However, […]
Because making fun of lists like this never gets old, we dig through “50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men” and see if there is any validity to it whatsoever. We also cover the Kickstarter campaign for my webcomic, The Spookies. (Click here to see a video of me […]
The missus and I go on a trip to Philadelphia to eat the city’s best sandwiches because I’m a slob and I can Google a picture of the Rocky statue without having to climb the god-dang steps. I also wonder if Wes Anderson’s newest film is exactly like every one […]
The future is really bleak. I’m not just saying that as a pessimist, either. Think about it: Technology is taking jobs by the day and the world’s population is growing exponentially. Something’s going to give. Apparently, Bill Gates and I are on the same page, which is terrifying, because he […]
