10.06
In Papa’s Basement was originally built as a dumping ground for the mp3s of my radio show Papa’s Basement (which I’ve purposefully kept on a public access channel because I loved Wayne’s World as a kid. Not because radio is in the toilet and I’m busting my hump to break into a dying industry. Cough.) After a friend of mine said that the site looked like crap, was impossible to navigate and that I’d die broke and alone, I decided to add blogs and pictures to spite her.
Then the Virgin Mary appeared to me one day and begged me to promote my writing because the internet needed more myopic white people, I realized that the site could do much more than function as an online middle finger to my friend: it could also make me money. So please, share my work via Digg, Delicious, Stumbleupon, Twitter and all the other networking websites that I never use because they’re non-pornographic. Every time someone reads my work or listens to my radio show, an angel gets its wings. And I get to tell my friend off.
Email: chocolovebox@gmail.com (Such a great handle. Undeniably professional and understated.)



