This is why Noah will tank: Most people who aren’t at least moderately Christian will avoid it for a lack of interest in the subject matter. A guy gets a bunch of CGI animals onto a CGI ark and endures a CGI flood? Sounds like Captain Planet: The Movie. However, […]
Because making fun of lists like this never gets old, we dig through “50 Things Every Woman Should Realize About Men” and see if there is any validity to it whatsoever. We also cover the Kickstarter campaign for my webcomic, The Spookies. (Click here to see a video of me […]
The missus and I go on a trip to Philadelphia to eat the city’s best sandwiches because I’m a slob and I can Google a picture of the Rocky statue without having to climb the god-dang steps. I also wonder if Wes Anderson’s newest film is exactly like every one […]
The future is really bleak. I’m not just saying that as a pessimist, either. Think about it: Technology is taking jobs by the day and the world’s population is growing exponentially. Something’s going to give. Apparently, Bill Gates and I are on the same page, which is terrifying, because he […]
A North Carolina boy was barred from wearing his My Little Pony backpack to school because the facility readily admitted it wouldn’t be able to control the abuse aimed his way. Should they be able to do that? Or should a kid be able to freely walk the halls in […]
You know that scene in every action movie where the retired cop gets caught in the middle of a highjacking and his very presence screams out to all of us, “Chill the fuck out; I got this”? Well, as an avid Redditor and Magic: the Gathering player, when it comes […]
Here’s footage of commentator Brent Musburger appreciating a few Iowa State girls taking a selfie. This is apparently news because, to some, what Brent said was creepy and disgusting (which was also said by those same people when he ogled Jenn Sterger and former Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron’s girlfriend Katherine […]
No one is going to watch Need For Speed. It’s based on some racing video game franchise that I have no idea about because the only good franchises for sophisticated men of my advanced palate and years are Mario, Zelda and Castlevania. If a game series made its debut on […]
Welcome to the NoFap movement–where porn and taking care of business are verboten. I discuss my experiences with it and just how blue my balls are currently, as well as the Malaysian flight MH 370 that, as of the airing of this episode, is still missing and how Facebook is […]
