How was foot binding ever sexy? How are open mic nights as consistently bad as they are? And what did Howard eat to fart up the studio so badly? Click and learn, kids. Click and learn. Click here to listen to this episode or press the play button at the […]
Ray Rice be like…Ray Rice be like indeed. Hear all about retard Ray Rice (yay alliteration) and the fun he had with his fiancee over the weekend, as well as why Catching Fire blew, why The Critic and King of the Hill didn’t, and a funny riff on the sex […]
I work a job that involves a lot of time spent in malls. A lot. I can tell you all the types of shoppers: The listless teen. The foreign guy jabbering into a headset. And I can tell you my least favorite of them all: The pleasant-yet-annoying-by-virtue-of-the-fact-she’s-shopping-at-2pm-with-nothing-better-to-do pretty blonde. That […]
For once in my lousy, cheap life, I am able to say I did Valentine’s Day right. Hear all about the lengths (or lack thereof) I went to to (two tos in a row just doesn’t look right) ensure that I wasn’t a piece of crap on yet another February […]
This story would be 100 times greater if his name were Michael Scott, but it’s unfortunately not. I am joined by the man who, as he so graphically put it on air, broke my radio cherry — Bill Rohland, a DC radio vet of the highest caliber. (Please click his […]
Discussing what made 90s hip hop so good, a visit to the ghetto in Baltimore and my latest television addiction, Six Feet Under. Click here to listen to this episode or press the play button at the bottom of the post. (Or be a real help and enjoy Papa’s Basement […]
So I wound up busting my hump to get this up on Monday afternoon and the post didn’t “take.” Fuck my stupid fat face and its incredibly small brain. Enjoy this a day late. Is it still as good? Hell no. Listen anyway. Howard and I discuss the death of […]
