Patti Stanger is ugly. That’s the deep conclusion we reached when discussion the millionaire matchmaker. We also dissect why broadcasting is difficult and our most embarrassing teen party moments. But mainly we take a nice shit on Patti and her surgically sculpted mug. Click here to listen to this episode […]
Al Goldstein was a pornographer and defender of free speech and the world is poorer for losing him. I tell you more about the guy (shocker someone who was profane and reveled in tits was a hero) and his death, talk about how and why people can fall for each […]
I spend the majority of the episode offering such piercing insight into the Phil Robertson fallout that your eyes and teeth will melt and fall out of your asshole at their brilliance. The last 20 minutes also covers the DC comedienne Jenn Tisdale and the porn she filmed with James […]
We discuss the pressure I’m under trying to buy my girlfriend a good Christmas present for once and not be the usual piece of human garbage I am. We also talk Homeland, which I’m still convinced I’m the only one who watches. Enjoy the episode and I let me know […]
Let’s dispense with the drama and brace yourself for some shocking news: I think Tyler Perry is garbage. I don’t mean that personally, of course. God bless him for rising from homelessness to achieve what he has, and I feel bad the guy can’t suck cock all willy-nilly as he […]
Marc and I talk about a lot this episode: The powerlessness one feels when their car is dying. What to do to discipline a pet that just won’t listen. And the weird, weird way the premise of that “would you date a person with a colostomy bag” episode of Papa’s […]
Have you ever taken a date to dine on food you’ve snatched from a dumpster? The Freegan has. Have you ever seen an expiration date a week past due and thought, “Eh, it’s merely a suggestion?” The Freegan has. Hear all about this frightening creature on the latest Papa’s Basement, […]
Former co-hostess Irina returns to the show to tell us about the various antics that have filled her days since leaving the 32,426th-ranked podcast in the world. We also gripe about cell phone battery life. It doesn’t sound like much, but I recall thinking this was a funny episode as […]
Discussing the latest thing to make me lose faith in all humanity–the Black Friday riots featuring mouthbreathers fighting over shitty, outdated electronics. We also discuss our Thanksgivings and I do a nice riff on Xbox 360 gaming and Call of Duty in particular. Enjoy! Click here to listen to this […]
