I started my week in style with a tree falling upon and crushing my car. Seeing as I’m not prone to histrionics and am a calm, rational being, though, I don’t mention it once during the show or piss and moan for 60 minutes straight. Okay, the opposite of that […]
The logic behind comic book movies is rather insidious. People are drawn to the familiar, especially things that excited them as a kid. It’s why Joe Camel was so effective at sucking in smokers once they turned 18 and the reason your childhood affinity for playing in a ball pit […]
Last week, to the shock of amusement park fans everywhere, a woman plummeted to her death off of a roller coaster at Six Flags, Texas. My reaction to the news? THE DEVICE THAT HURTLES PEOPLE AT HIGH SPEEDS HUNDREDS OF FEET IN THE AIR HOLDING THEM IN PLACE WITH A […]
Netflix has begun to produce its own shows the past few years, and Orange is the New Black, its latest effort, might be its best. Hear all about my new favorite show and its wall-to-wall lesbian inmate drama, why having photos of my cats on a dating profile might not […]
I don’t know what it is, but I cannot fight with a woman I’m dating properly. And no, that doesn’t mean I give them the old Ike Turner any time they burn dinner. Quite the opposite, in fact. Hear the horrible ways I fail to convey my (justified–at least in […]
The birds and the bees talk between child and parent is a rite of passage that has traumatized us all for generations. The common denominator between all of them? They’re horribly embarrassing and they usually come years after we’ve learned everything anyhow. Hear about John figuring out what went where […]
Pacific Rim is going to be a good movie. Maybe even great. But at least good. It’s that simple. Why? Because directors make a film, and Pacific Rim was directed by Guillermo del Toro, whose track record includes Blade II, Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy, all of which pass the “I […]
Dexter is a huge piece of crap. And I say that with all the love in the world and as a person who has seen every episode. But it is. There’s no denying it. The acting is limited, the plots asinine, the concept ridiculous. Allison and I discuss the show’s […]
I’m a ridiculously, almost mind-numbingly good looking person. I don’t like to admit it, because I want people to laugh at my comedy because it’s funny and not because they want to sleep with me, but it’s true. So when it comes to taking nudes to send to interested parties, […]
