If you’ve ever listened to my radio show and are stupid (those things have a habit of going hand in hand), you might think I dislike Jewish people. Nothing could be further from the truth. How is it dislike when I say that, on average, Jews tend to have their […]
Everyone knows that the best shows are the ones where my mom randomly calls in and you can hear the insanity I inherited spoken with in older, female voice. This time she really hits it out of the park, telling us why she would have speed-bagged Telly Savalas’ nuts in […]
There’s a moment when you’re about to sleep with an attractive woman that I call “smilerection”–You smile, because banging attractive women is awesome, and you get an erection, because that’s how sex is made (or so I’ve heard on the playground). Clicking on the aggregate Rotten Tomatoes rating for The […]
The mass-shooting in Aurora, CO has led to a bit of “Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?” when discussing The Dark Knight Rises. But being the brave soldiers we are over at Papa’s Basement, we knew there was a job to be done. So we set aside […]
When asked by Adrian why he’s a boxer, Rocky replies, “Because I can’t sing and dance.” Luckily for us, Mr. Balboa was muscular and on a date, because, increasingly, the means by which skinny guys who aren’t getting laid and can’t sing and dance get the attention they crave seems […]
The Dark Knight Rises‘ opening weekend has come and gone and, according to The IMDb, its place in cinema history has been secured as one of the ten greatest movies of all time. “The Dark Knight Rises ahead of such films as Gone With the Wind and Casablanca?,” you might […]
Discussing why James Holmes, aka bat-shit (catch that pun there?) crazy shooter who tore up The Dark Knight Rises might have done what he did. The conclusion we came to: He’s crazy. But we still have fun getting there. Give a listen. Papa’s Basement 7-23-12 (iTunes users, please rate and […]
Daniel Tosh is a comedic mediocrity, and it doesn’t shock me in the least that he backed off his rape joke from a few weeks ago quickly in order to preserve the incredibly sweet contract he has with Comedy Central and put the entire thing to bed. Still, for those […]
