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Entertainment

Reviewing Magic Mike Without Having Seen It

admin June 29, 2012

Women are lucky. Maybe I have zero comprehension of what makes them tick sexually, but I get the feeling that watching a movie like Magic Mike is as titillating to them as gorging on 30-second Bang Bros clips is to men. Which pisses me off, because they’re getting porn with […]

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Reviewing Ted Without Having Seen It

admin June 29, 2012

Seth MacFarlane gets a bad rap from a lot of people. For some reason, everyone wants to act like they’re better than Family Guy, even though we’re all one utterance of “Cool H-whip” away from quoting that bit in its entirety. I also think American Dad is really well done […]

Entertainment

Ke$ha’s Cla-say New Lip Tattoo

admin June 28, 2012

Yesterday, Ke$ha Tweeted or Instagramed or Facebooked or used whatever new social network is violating the public’s privacy this week to share a photo of her freshly inked lip tattoo, and I have to admit, other than that ridiculous gold tooth, she has a nice mouth. Though maybe it seems […]

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Adele’s Ex Dumped Her For a Guy

admin June 27, 2012

Whereas a normal fat girl would take getting dumped as an opportunity to economically bail out the local Dairy Queen, Adele decided to write an album about it, instead. Good for her, I suppose. Looks like those years of excessive chewing developed some really strong pipes. The reason I’m bringing […]

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Here’s the New Jenny McCarthy Playboy Cover

admin June 26, 2012

The cover for Jenny McCarthy’s return to Playboy magazine has been released and, for a moment, it got me really excited. When I was a teen, Jenny McCarthy was the hottest thing on the planet due to her exposure from Singled Out and her fake, massive tits. Every third fapping […]

Sports

The Miami Heat Win the 2012 NBA Championship

admin June 22, 2012

Congrats to the Miami Heat and especially LeBron James for victory last night in the 2012 NBA Championships. With this monkey off his back, I hope LeBron can accomplish the other two goals that keep him up at night: Inventing a time machine so he can go back and keep […]