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Entertainment

Reviewing Men in Black 3 Without Having Seen It

admin May 25, 2012

I never saw the point of the Men in Black movies, other than making possible millions of parody gay porn titles like Black in Men that I’m sure exist. (SURE BECAUSE I OWN THEM.) Not that I’m some connoisseur of the highbrow – I’ve watched both the Male Gigolo and […]

Life

Opie & Anthony Discuss Infidelity

admin May 23, 2012

I don’t know if it’s an American thing, but the average person’s thoughts regarding monogamy and infidelity seem incredibly inaccurate. Like, for example, the thought that being faithful is both the norm and a sign of a healthy relationship. It’s an insane belief, because both men and women cheat nonstop […]

Entertainment

Mad Men-“Christmas Waltz” Review (Hare Krishna-tastic)

admin May 21, 2012

“The twist is that the [people of Planet] Negron are white.” -Harry Crane No show understands human desire more thoroughly than Mad Men. Last night’s episode, “Christmas Waltz” (click here to purchase via Amazon) was a showcase of wants and needs, all beautifully written, all painfully believable. I won’t get […]

Entertainment

Mad Men-Now With Several More Tons of Fat Betty Draper

admin May 15, 2012

“[Manischewitz] makes wine for Jews. And now they’re making one they want to sell to normal people.” -Roger Sterling, delivering the line of the episode If the rest Mad Men‘s fifth season featured nothing but Betty Draper shoving food into her cram-hole in 45 minutes blocks, I’d die a happy […]

Entertainment

Reviewing Dark Shadows Without Having Seen It

admin May 11, 2012

I’m not sure how Tim Burton still has a career. He hasn’t directed a movie that received better-than-mixed reviews since Ed Wood. His films, while rarely financial bombs, don’t do particularly well at the box office. And he isn’t Jewish. In fact, the only thing I can think of that […]