To the casual observer, Don Draper is the stud bull of Mad Men. He’s tall, he’s muscular, and he’s got the looks and the game to run that shit, son. But the more astute viewer recognizes a very different truth, which is that none other than silver fox Roger Sterling […]
Hearing Will talk about the women he’s bedded is always a thrill. So click and do just that. (See, not every description has to be a long one.) Papa’s Basement 4-30-12 (iTunes users, please rate and subscribe to Papa’s Basement by clicking here. Left-click the episode title or press the […]
This week’s affront to our collective intelligence is The Raven, a movie about a serial killer whose murders pay homage to the works of Edgar Allen Poe. John Cusack plays Poe, who helps the police investigate the murders because clearly he would have some special insight into the killer’s mind. […]
Barring something truly shocking, the Redskins will select Baylor’s Robert Griffin III with the second overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft to be the first franchise quarterback the team has seen since Girl-Legs McProstate. My excitement regarding the move is tempered by the fact that rookies, no matter how […]
There was a lot more to this episode than Metta World Peace throwing bows. And yet, as I write this summary, I can remember none of it. Plus, Ron Artest clocking James Harden will get more hits than anything else I discuss, so, hey, whatever works. Just know that you […]
This is the closing monologue from the finale of Eastbound & Down. In my humble opinion, it’s the greatest monologue on film since Patton, and, oddly enough, I found it massively inspirational. Enjoy.
Over the weekend, the 2012 Coachella Music Festival was held, featuring a bunch of bands that white people like and an appearance by a holographic Tupac Shakur partially performing “Hail Mary” and “2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted” (can we all be grateful the purposeful misspelling of words trend has died […]
Mad Men is the most masculine show on tv. Last night’s episode, “Signal 30” (click here to watch via Amazon), contained no less than the following: Lane Pryce living the dream that we’ve all had since episode one and beating up that little shit Pete Campbell in the office. (Note […]
