The original Clash of the Titans was one of those oddball fantasy movies that, along with Krull and The Beastmaster, invariably managed to be on TBS any time I was up spending the night tripping balls on cough syrup as a teen. It featured laughable special effects and was recorded […]
One would assume that Bully offers a glimpse into the current “epidemic” of adolescent bullying. Not to sound like a dick, but I don’t get why bullying is the hot new cause du jour. People have been bullied forever, and teaching kids that the answer to bullying is to cry […]
The original “Childhood Memories That Scarred Me For Life” can be found here. I didn’t wind up wasting my days maintaining a website that nobody reads because things went the right way in my life. Here’s another psychological scab I will now pick for your amusement. Learning About Sex From […]
Vancouver’s Jenna Talackova has been disqualified from the Miss Universe Canada pageant (what the fuck does Miss Universe Canada mean?) after it was discovered she was born a man. Talackova is quoted as saying, “I’m disqualified, however I’m not giving up. I’m not going to just let them disqualify me […]
Mad Men returned for its fifth season Sunday after what seemed like a 19 year hiatus, and my tv-rection could not have been bigger. You can’t help but love that show for so many reasons: Fantastic writing and beautiful retro sets. Christina Hendricks’ tits threatening to pop out of her […]
Are you familiar with The Crying Game? An early-90s thriller with one of the greatest twists in movie history? Well, this episode is Papa’s Basement’s Crying Game. The story my co-host and brother Will tells in the last 15 minutes of the show is a figurative penis where a vagina […]
Unfamiliar with the premise of The Hunger Games? Here’s a paragraph from the movie’s promotional material: In a future where society is on the verge of collapse, massive unemployment and inflation have thrown most adults into a state of chaos; the nation’s youth culture responds with unprecedented violence, delinquency, and […]
Click on the photo above to watch The Killing Season 1 on Netflix now. I don’t know how AMC keeps doing it. The network responsible for Mad Men, Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead can take credit for producing yet another engrossing series, The Killing, which I just finished obsessively […]
The perception of DC across this land is that it’s a cancerous pit of government waste, content to exist by sucking the blood out of this country’s fine citizens. What people might not be aware of is how the District relishes fucking its own, too. Listen to one of the […]
