Every so often, I see things in my daily life that make me do a double take. Here is one of those items, an ad I found waiting for me on the top of my pizza box, of all places. Now, no offense to Donald, and I’m glad he takes […]
My “Five Movie Characters Men Wish They Were” series began with Ferris Bueller in the “cool guy” slot. Today, we’re going to go with the criminal. Because, no matter how good your life is, henchmen and the freedom to murder your foes would make it that much better. I considered […]
In one of pop’s more lamentably expected deaths, Amy Winehouse gave up the ghost over the weekend. We talk about the torrent of lame Twitter jokes that followed in the news’ wake (Yes, your “When they tried to make her go to rehab, she should have said, ‘Yes, yes, yes’!” […]
Over the next few days, I’ll be writing a series about the five movie characters men most wish they were. Because, let’s be honest, unless you’re one of those rare people whose days consist of doing what you love and making a good living at it, you probably spend the […]
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. So I’d like to think that today’s article counts as having written for several hours and not just slapping up a tragic picture I snapped last week because I spent the day compulsively viewing episodes of Roseanne via Netflix. Here it […]
There is something supremely vile to me about young, attractive women marrying men that look like they were old enough to have delivered Al Davis. After all, guys might be dogs, but at least our motives are simple: We want to stick our dicks inside new women, and 99% of […]
Yesterday, while sifting through the usual maze of dick pill spam that is my inbox, I received a rather innocuously titled email: “Important Netflix Account Info: Price Change and New Plans.” “Hey,” I thought to myself, “Change makes us grow as a person, and I like new things! After all, […]
Continuing in the proud Papa’s Basement tradition of film reviews written well after opening weekend (rendering them useless to the majority of you), I present my take on a comedy I had high hopes for: Horrible Bosses. While the premise didn’t seem particularly inventive (three workers who are saddled with […]
My co-host Will rarely (if ever) disappoints either behind the mic or in real life as a brother, but at the start of today’s episode, where we both reveal how in love with Casey Anthony we are, well, it was just one of those moments. We also get into Cate’s […]
