At various times in my prolific (and successful!) career as a writer/broadcaster, I’ve made mention of Quentin Tarantino and his despicable love of feet. While, to my knowledge, QT has never come right out and confessed his crime of fappin’ to ladies’ flippers, one need look no further than his […]
I’ve decided to free myself of the albatross around my neck that these articles about my trip to Las Vegas have become and summarize the excursion in a series of bullet points. “John,” weeps the ghost of Oscar Wilde, “what a lazy way to conclude your efforts.” And the spectral […]
The debate generated by Friday’s Ryan Dunn article continues on-air, culminating in me giving a lecture about how to drive drunk properly. I’m expecting my award from MADD any day now. I also get into a fight with the occupants of the studio next to us because, when I’m behind […]
On Monday, June 20, at approximately 3:30 am, Ryan Dunn died when the Porsche (bastard) he was driving swerved off the road at speeds approaching 140 mph. “Who the fuck is Ryan Dunn and why should I care?” you might be thinking to yourself, especially if your name is John […]
After enduring ten hours either in an airport or airborne, not to mention staying out until 5:30 am, I went to bed at the end of my first day in Las Vegas expecting to remain passed out until well after noon. Instead, much to my horror and amazement, I found […]
Originally, I had planned to spend the day penning another entry in my Vegas Vacation series which, by now, is officially longer than The Stand. My designs were changed, however, by a conversation with two friends at work (Chris Lingebach and Othello Bouchareb, whose radio show can be heard on […]
For those of you who pee sitting down, don’t follow basketball or simply haven’t heard, the Dallas Mavericks have won the NBA Championship. Which means the Miami Heat, and, more specifically, LeBron James, have lost it, a fact I take particular delight in. Why, you may ask? Well, because LeBron […]
Today you’re in for a special treat, because I was joined in studio by two of my favorite co-workers, Ajay Atayee and Grant Paulsen. The conversation wanders from a party I attended over the weekend where a woman drunkenly flipped the Hell out on me to Grant revealing who his […]
I know, I know. At this point, the summary of the first day of my Vegas vacation has become one of those clown car dumps you take after spending the better part of the previous afternoon at the Golden Corral. (You know the type I’m talking about: They last 30 […]
