Thanks, Guys
In my last post of the year, I wanted to say a little something about how grateful I am to each and every one of you who’s ever read an article on this site, ever listened to one of my radio shows or taken the time to send a message […]
In my last post of the year, I wanted to say a little something about how grateful I am to each and every one of you who’s ever read an article on this site, ever listened to one of my radio shows or taken the time to send a message […]
America, thank you for giving me the best possible present you could have this Christmas (other than a job that allows me to feel I have worth as a human being): The thorough and abject failure of Jack Black’s Gulliver’s Travels at the box office. Sure, I could be glass […]
A few days ago, foot fetish videos that New York Jets coach Rex Ryan recorded with his wife Michelle surfaced online (I’ll place one of the videos at the end of the article, saving you the stigma of having “foot fetish+Rex Ryan” saved in your search history at work). The […]
Most people (aside from those blasphemous Hebrews and sandy scimitar-wielders) have a Christmas movie viewing ritual. Be it A Christmas Story, It’s a Wonderful Life, Elf or Home Alone, a film that is typically watched on Christmas Eve and filled with happy associations and memories. For me, that movie is […]
It’s list time on Papa’s Basement. (Any time you see a list, it means I had to work in the early afternoon, leaving me 20 minutes to write.) Here, in ascending order of awesomeness, are the three best Christmas presents I ever received. 3. Bike (1987)-The bike was my first […]
This is the last episode of Papa’s Basement of the year, and it’s a bit of a love letter to you, the listener. Thanks for all you guys do, be it downloading episodes, reading my articles, replying to my Tweets, not reporting me to Chris Hansen…the list goes on. It […]
Just watch this gem. This one’s also pretty solid. How great is that? The Ayds diet plan. Ayds was big in the 70s and early 80s, before its popularity took a sudden, drastic drop (imagine that). Apparently, it was a mix of chocolate and benzocaine, which would numb your mouth, […]
A straggler is that last part of a dump that just won’t come out. The little nugget that cheats you out of a clean sweep, instead leaving you with a wipe that looks like the face of a child that ate his pudding cup too excitedly. This episode of Papa’s […]
After not even two years of marriage (that deuce anniversary is a bitch), Dexter stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are splitting up, reportedly because Hall was getting the steamy undies for his new co-star, Julia Stiles. I can sympathize with Hall because marriage is an archaic cage designed […]