Not a good week for celebs. Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman bought the farm and Haley Williams, singer of Paramore, accidentally Tweeted a picture of her fun sized, Fisher-Price My First Breasts (here for those curious). The crew also gets into if there is any way to pick people up […]
What’s more depressing than seeing a goose get hit by the car right in front of you, become caught beneath the vehicle and dragged for hundreds of feet then finally shake itself free and attempt to fly away while spurting blood like a Mortal Kombat fatality? Apparently, the entirety of […]
My last three articles have been movie reviews. Is watching movies all I do with my life lately? At least Roger Ebert has the excuse that half his jaw has been removed and he now eats through a tube and talks through a Speak & Spell. I’m 90% sure every […]
Overweight prostitutes talking loudly about the foulest acts they’ve recently performed. Latino children coughing up their lungs. College students with panic-stricken faces. Yes, it’s that time again: The yearly trip to the public health clinic. In addition to discussing the dregs of humanity I met at the clinic, the crew […]
Sure, this article is a touch late: Iron Man 2 was released two weeks ago. But what else are you going to watch this weekend? MacGruber? (Actually, I probably am. So help me God, it’s getting good reviews, and I’m over the fact that Val Kilmer now looks like the […]
A fact learned the hard way when searching for a pic for this week’s episode: You can only go through so many pages of Google’s results for “Coco + ass” before it stops displaying Ice-T’s wife and starts showing Brazilian gay porn. In addition to the aforementioned Coco (Coco-T?), we […]
Members of the Papa’s Basement cast tend to have a lifespan about as long as that of a Spinal Tap drummer. Hopefully that streak will be broken with our new co-host, Rachael, who does a bang-up job in her first appearance. We cover the latest NFL rape case (this week […]
There are a few movies that I will watch every single time I catch them on tv: The first two Godfather films. Goodfellas. Scarface. (Though I always turn it off right after Tony shoots Sosa’s hitman Alberto in the car and things start to go downhill. I just can’t bear […]
