The gang talks about its worst Halloween experiences and John remembers long-repressed memories. Later, Rich plays a mix CD made for him by a man that was sexually attracted to him and Veronica’s stalker phones in again. Papa’s basement 10-31-09 ft. Veronica, Rich, Joel
Veronica talks about sex toy parties, which drives a really creepy caller to phone in and put the moves on her. John and Joel get into the Steve Phillips story (semi-famous ESPN guy sleeping with a really, really ugly woman) and a Russian ice skating bear that ate its trainer […]
Well, it’s happened. Someone in my immediate circle has found the Peggy Bundy to his Al. My good friends Gerry Perez and Karly Davis are tying the knot. So why am I the one made nervous by it? One of my friends finally getting hitched has forced me to take […]
Guess the ethnicity of John’s neighbor. The first person to post the correct answer in the comments section wins a prize.* *The prize is a valuable lesson that we’re all God’s children and hate is never the answer. Didn’t you pay attention when the Zionist Occupation Government made you read […]
It’s my co-host Veronica’s birthday, so I give her the gift of a story about me going out on the town and displaying my usual charm. Is there a sarcasm font I can use for lines like that? Papa’s Basement 10-17-09 ft. Veronica, Rich
I saw this beauty on my way home from a lunch date at Guapo’s with my girlfriend Richard Harmon. (On an unrelated note, is it crack or heroin that they put into the Guapo sauce? I love it because, even though it’s obviously as fatty as mayonnaise, since they dye […]
Whatever could ruin the afterglow of a great time at my high school reunion? As it turns out, God has a sense of humor, that omnipotent prick. Listen and cry along. Veronica and Matt co-host. Papa’s Basement 10-10-09 ft. Veronica, Matt
My favorite proofreader (and she who birthed me) stands in front of a massive jet engine and my first thought wasn’t something about the pilot accidentally firing up that puppy while she stood in front of it. I feel so…mature? Either way, the picture made me laugh (especially in it’s […]
