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Papa's Basement Radio Show

Papa’s Basement 5-30-09 ft. Will

admin May 30, 2009

Wow, I still have a show, apparently! The boys discuss John & Kate Plus 8 (plus Kate’s titanic clown car of a vagina), the American Idol finale and John wisely picking up hitchhikers on a DC street at 3am. What could have possibly gone wrong? Papa’s Basement 5-30-09 ft. Will

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Picking Up Hitchhikers

admin May 29, 2009

Hey, the title doesn’t always have to be effin Wordsworth…while driving home at 3 in the morning in downtown DC, I picked up some hitchhikers. Merrily singing along to my Hawthorne Heights cd (eat shit; I know they suck, but I’m just happy to have a disc recorded in the […]

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Papageorge Eee Ooh, Real American Hero

admin May 24, 2009

The other day I was driving out of my neighborhood for a fast food breakfast (the only means of maintaining as stunning a physique such as mine). I awoke after 11am (yes, it was a weekday. Don’t judge me, or I’ll be force to remind you that the song “We […]

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Why I Am Biff Loman

admin May 19, 2009

By next time this week, I’ll have moved back in to my mom’s house. That is punch line enough; no need to gild the lily. So let’s go over what steps you young folk out there need to take in order to have a life that follows the trajectory of […]

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Why I Make Bitches Drop Their Britches

admin May 7, 2009

It’s t-minus seven hours until I watch the new Star Trek, and I have to confess, I’m pretty pumped. Is it cause I’m going to see it on a man-date with my friend Tony DeSisto and he typically treats, which makes me feel like the beautiful, pert-bosomed belle I was […]