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Papa's Basement Radio Show

A lot of high school students know exactly what they want out of life. Armed with this knowledge, they pick a college that excels in their major of choice, secure internships in their desired field of employment and, four years later, come out incredibly well prepared for a career they

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Sam and Nia Rader, the Christian vlogger couple mentioned in the episode because he was cheating on his chick via Ashley Madison. After allegedly being so in love with his wife that he tested her for pregnancy by shoving his paw into her piss-filled toilet.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

The site Ashley Madison, which, ostensibly, puts married people looking for an affair in touch with those that can give them one, had its database of user info hacked a few months ago. The group responsible for the act released the data which, predictably enough, contained the names of several

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A movie I've seen way more than I should reveal in polite company.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

There’s a fine line between “standing up for oneself when confronted” and “raving, aggressive lunatic that needs to work through some things.” In front of my co-hostess Eva, I graduated from the former to the latter in one snarling, flecks-of-spit-flying-from-the-mouth moment this past week. The story is funny. How funny?

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This is one of those deals where a woman, upon hearing you would bang Suzen Johnson like a vending machine that ate your dollar bill, would shake her head in disgust, but a man would solemnly nod his head, like he just heard his son died taking out the German machine gun nest that had pinned down his platoon.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

Frank Gifford died over the weekend. And, while we on the Papa’s Basement Show could celebrate his professional accomplishments: 1. The man was a New York Giant and I’m a Redskins fan, so fuck that, and 2. It’s way more fun to discuss both where Frank stuck his dick and

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Apparently the world now thinks nothing is hotter than a woman who looks like she could punch you so hard that it would knock your teeth out of your asshole.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

Ronda Rousey is a titan in the world of MMA. Unquestionably the sport’s greatest female fighter and, from the outside, what appears to be its greatest draw, her latest victory over Brazilian fighter Bethe Correia has catapulted her name yet again to the front page of Internet news. To those

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It turns out saying a very bad word on a sex tape isn't the only horrible thing Hulk Hogan has done.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

This past Friday, the world awoke to find every mention of Hulk Hogan, the man who put the WWF (I refuse to say WWE) on the map, scrubbed from the company’s website. Their store. Their clips. Their history. Everything. It would be like the Yankees removed Babe Ruth from their

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Let's be honest: I could write 10,000 words on the topic of Pixels looking like a bad film and you would all still go see it based on this image alone.
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The trajectory of Adam Sandler’s career is nothing if not fascinating. 20 years ago, he could do no wrong. In the middle of a very popular SNL stint, he released Billy Madison, a movie I consider to be one of the great light comedies. His albums They’re All Gonna Laugh

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I would so rather have been greeted by Philip Markoff, aka the Craigslist Killer, than the guy I ultimately met this week.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

I love Craigslist. Not for casual sexual encounters, mind you (during my single days, I seem to remember anyone giving it away on CL looks like a Towering Inferno-sized dumpster fire), but for buying and re-selling used video games. Yes, the shelves of my abode give those of GameStop a

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First, before the article begins, I feel it is my duty to answer this question since it is the eternal debate with men regarding Amy Schumer: Is she hot? And the answer is…eh, not exactly, but I’ve certainly put it in worse. And she isn’t tripping over herself to hop

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Hard to believe something as adorable as an alligator could do what it apparently did in my favorite news story from the July 4th weekend.
Papa's Basement Radio Show

For those unfamiliar with them, the Darwin Awards are given to those who, to quote the website, “salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it.” Well, this July 4th weekend (yes, I know the episode is abominably late), we have tales of

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