It turns out saying a very bad word on a sex tape isn't the only horrible thing Hulk Hogan has done.
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This past Friday, the world awoke to find every mention of Hulk Hogan, the man who put the WWF (I refuse to say WWE) on the map, scrubbed from the company’s website. Their store. Their clips. Their history. Everything. It would be like the Yankees removed Babe Ruth from their

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Let's be honest: I could write 10,000 words on the topic of Pixels looking like a bad film and you would all still go see it based on this image alone.
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The trajectory of Adam Sandler’s career is nothing if not fascinating. 20 years ago, he could do no wrong. In the middle of a very popular SNL stint, he released Billy Madison, a movie I consider to be one of the great light comedies. His albums They’re All Gonna Laugh

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I would so rather have been greeted by Philip Markoff, aka the Craigslist Killer, than the guy I ultimately met this week.
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I love Craigslist. Not for casual sexual encounters, mind you (during my single days, I seem to remember anyone giving it away on CL looks like a Towering Inferno-sized dumpster fire), but for buying and re-selling used video games. Yes, the shelves of my abode give those of GameStop a

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trainwreck bill hader judd apatow amy schumer
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First, before the article begins, I feel it is my duty to answer this question since it is the eternal debate with men regarding Amy Schumer: Is she hot? And the answer is…eh, not exactly, but I’ve certainly put it in worse. And she isn’t tripping over herself to hop

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Hard to believe something as adorable as an alligator could do what it apparently did in my favorite news story from the July 4th weekend.
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For those unfamiliar with them, the Darwin Awards are given to those who, to quote the website, “salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it.” Well, this July 4th weekend (yes, I know the episode is abominably late), we have tales of

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There are weak movie sequels. For example, while I amply enjoy Predator 2, it in no way achieves the operatic heights of its predecessor (I know that comes off sounding sarcastic. I assure you, I mean every word). And then there are sequels so bad that they diminsh the good

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Definitely pissed more than one bed sheet having nightmares of this visage as a kid.
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My normal movie article schtick is to review a film without having seen it, usually taking a crap on the production from a safe distance. But not today. Today, I am here to beseech the movie gods with a humble request: Please don’t let Terminator Genisys suck. I adore the

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With Ruby Rose sexing up Season Three of Orange Is The New Black, lets take the time to realize that the real Alex Vause looks like a much heavier Buzz Burbank.
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I don’t have much that brings me joy in life. TV is high on the list of things I do enjoy, though (carpe diem!). So I was excited about the release of Orange Is The New Black‘s third season. Until I watched it. Hear all about why it stank on

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The only black person Hitler ever loved.
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For those that focus on news that actually matters in this world, the story of Rachel Dolezal, a white woman who pretended to be part black and reinvent herself as an NAACP in Spokane, WA, might have slipped under the radar. But I don’t do a news show, I do

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"Amiibo" is Japanese for "rechristened virgin".
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It’s good to be back. After spending the first minutes of the show explaining why there hasn’t been an effing show in two weeks, Howard (yes, Howard!) mocks me mercilessly for revealing that I got up at 5 am to wait outside Target in order to make sure that I

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